Seraph-D

 Lou Ann entered the house so quietly that you would think she was temporarily channeling a ninja mouse or something.  In each of her hands is a pair of bags from Lee Sing's grocery store.  She discovered this morning that the house was running low on a number of supplies, including her favorite brand of toothpaste.  She rushed out as soon as she got the chance, but in her frantic run through the grocery store she accidentally grabbed the wrong brand.  An accident that would trigger a chain reaction that could blow up everything in existence.  Or not.  We'll just have to wait and see. It was when she was sorting out her purchases that she r

Mason stood on the cliff overlooking a small building.  The wind blew his hair around dramatically.  "Finally," he said in a deadly serious tone, "It will begin.  This is the place I have been searching for."   Inside the building sat an old man.  He was well known, for he was as wise as he was ancient.  He would probably be the smartest man alive if his brain were not wracked with senility.  Mason kicked down the door and quickly approached him.  "You are Master Teacher, are you not?"  He struggled to raise a 10 foot long sword at him threateningly, but ultimately failed.  "THAT'S A HUGE SWORD!"  The old man yelled at the top of his lungs.